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Billy Hartong

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“You’re Next Dad”

I was assured it was “just a joke”

Dec 1, 2022

“You’re Next Dad”

Dec 1, 2022

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One Child Identifies as a Dinosaur and a Neighborhood Loses Its Collective Mind

It’s a Tyrannosaurus Wreck!

Apr 29, 2022

One Child Identifies as a Dinosaur and a Neighborhood Loses Its Collective Mind

Apr 29, 2022

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It’s Time to Establish the V.O.P. Section

Apr 23, 2022

It’s Time to Establish the V.O.P. Section

Apr 23, 2022

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5 Songs that Make Me Beat the Crap Out of My Steering Wheel

Dropping the Hammer While In Transit

Mar 13, 2022

5 Songs that Make Me Beat the Crap Out of My Steering Wheel

Mar 13, 2022

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What Your Favorite Soccer Team Snack Might Say About You

No judgements, just truth

Feb 23, 2022

What Your Favorite Soccer Team Snack Might Say About You

Feb 23, 2022

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How Patrick Swayze “Ghosted” His Remakes

Bodhi wasn’t having it

Dec 31, 2023

How Patrick Swayze “Ghosted” His Remakes

Dec 31, 2023

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The Explosive Sibling Summit of 1981

The day I learned the truth

Nov 28, 2023

The Explosive Sibling Summit of 1981

Nov 28, 2023

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90s Album Thread: The Promise Ring “Nothing Feels Good” (1997)

Is this thing on?

Nov 25, 2023

90s Album Thread: The Promise Ring “Nothing Feels Good” (1997)

Nov 25, 2023

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My New Sex Dungeon Was a Complete Flop

Even though it was free and open to the public

May 24, 2023

My New Sex Dungeon Was a Complete Flop

May 24, 2023

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The 7 Best Candy Bars of All Time

These are the right answers

May 18, 2023

The 7 Best Candy Bars of All Time

May 18, 2023

Billy Hartong

Billy Hartong

Founder of the kid’s music group The Jolly Pops. Unofficial expert on all things that happened in the 1990s. Father of 3 daughters. Proud Minnesotan.

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