Humor

My New Sex Dungeon Was a Complete Flop

Even though it was free and open to the public

The mood setting anteroom. (Source: Audioblocks.com)

The audible gasps from my neighbors formed a dull roar as the sex swings, stockades, padded tables, and various bondage items I had purchased a month earlier were carried out of my house into a moving truck. Mrs. Johnson, a vocal critic from the start, was cycling between two phrases…