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“You’re Next Dad”

I was assured it was “just a joke”

3 min readDec 1, 2022

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“You’re Next Dad”

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One Child Identifies as a Dinosaur and a Neighborhood Loses Its Collective Mind

It’s a Tyrannosaurus Wreck!

5 min readApr 29, 2022

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One Child Identifies as a Dinosaur and a Neighborhood Loses Its Collective Mind

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It’s Time to Establish the V.O.P. Section

3 min readApr 23, 2022

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It’s Time to Establish the V.O.P. Section

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5 Songs that Make Me Beat the Crap Out of My Steering Wheel

Dropping the Hammer While In Transit

2 min readMar 13, 2022

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5 Songs that Make Me Beat the Crap Out of My Steering Wheel

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What Your Favorite Soccer Team Snack Might Say About You

No judgements, just truth

6 min readFeb 23, 2022

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What Your Favorite Soccer Team Snack Might Say About You

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How Patrick Swayze “Ghosted” His Remakes

Bodhi wasn’t having it

3 min readDec 31, 2023

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How Patrick Swayze “Ghosted” His Remakes

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The Explosive Sibling Summit of 1981

The day I learned the truth

3 min readNov 28, 2023

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The Explosive Sibling Summit of 1981

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90s Album Thread: The Promise Ring “Nothing Feels Good” (1997)

Is this thing on?

2 min readNov 25, 2023

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90s Album Thread: The Promise Ring “Nothing Feels Good” (1997)

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My New Sex Dungeon Was a Complete Flop

Even though it was free and open to the public

4 min readMay 24, 2023

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My New Sex Dungeon Was a Complete Flop

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The 7 Best Candy Bars of All Time

These are the right answers

3 min readMay 18, 2023

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Billy Hartong

Billy Hartong

Founder of the kid’s music group The Jolly Pops. Unofficial expert on all things that happened in the 1990s. Father of 3 daughters. Proud Minnesotan.

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